Signs You’re Not the Favorite Human (According to Your Dog)

You love your dog.
You feed them, walk them, and buy them toys.

And yet… they have chosen someone else as their favorite human.

Here are the signs you might not be the chosen one.

They sit next to someone else

You call them over. They look at you. Then they walk past you.

Someone else gets the excited greeting

You get a tail wag. They get full body wiggles.

They listen to them, not you

You say sit. Nothing happens. Someone else whispers it… instant obedience.

You handle responsibilities

Vet visits, baths, nail trims.
The favorite human handles vibes.

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