If My Dog Ran the House, These Would Be the Rules

Let’s be honest — your dog already believes they run the house.

If they could write the rules, this is what they would say.

Walks are mandatory

Rain, snow, or extreme laziness… it doesn’t matter.

All food must be shared

Especially your food.

Leaving is optional, coming back is required

Your dog allows you to leave. Barely.

Personal space does not exist

If they fit, they sit. On you.

Judgment is constant

One look says everything.

At The Bark Vault, we celebrate the funny reality of life with dogs who supervise everything we do.

Because the dog runs the house. Obviously.

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